no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
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On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
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She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
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