How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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