It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
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no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
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I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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