and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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