brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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