Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
All I want is dick and wine.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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