Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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