Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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