Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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