Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
this just has baby written all over it
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Congratulations! We have a period
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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