xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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