Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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