WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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