I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize
