I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
