Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Go christen that room with your naked body.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Randomize
