i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I have fence marks all over my body
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
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