I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
And then the night went full on bisexual.
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