Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
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I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
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I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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