Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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