at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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