Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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