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i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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