he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
These 23 People Had The Most Insane Spring Breaks Ever
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
25 Women On How They Let Their Oblivious Partners Know They Want To Bone
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Randomize
