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• (815): View more from Illinois

  i never told you how having a club foot got me laid

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it

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• (806): View more from Texas

  We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.

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• (585): View more from New York

  aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"

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• (585): View more from New York

  The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them

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  Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know

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• (315): View more from New York

  He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party

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