Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
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my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
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Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight