Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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