I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
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Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
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Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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