ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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