yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
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I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
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Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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