found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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