She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
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Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
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Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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