i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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