I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
