Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
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Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
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I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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