Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
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I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
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Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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