She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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