Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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