i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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