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It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
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he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
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So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"