She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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