I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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