haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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