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• (510): View more from California

  We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown

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  I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.

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• (510): View more from California

  I'm trying to make a sex playlist

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  record yourself crying and put it on a loop.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves

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• (845): View more from New York

  I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom

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• (407): View more from Florida

  You WHAT?!?!

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  Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.

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  I fucking love you.

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