Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist