I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
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Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
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She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus