That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
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I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
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You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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