i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
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I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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