Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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