3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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