If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize
