theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
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its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
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I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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