What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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