WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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