i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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