Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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