we're blogging at a bar
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
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I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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